Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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