How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
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