im drinking this country out of the recession.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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