My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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