you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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