okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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