Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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