I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
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Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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