So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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