Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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