yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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