we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
i came on her dog
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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