If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
So much rum. So many feels.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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