what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
How's work?
Spinning.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
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