just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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