i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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