yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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