I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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