get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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