So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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