I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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