I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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