some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
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