tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
handjob tips. give me some.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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