i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Randomize
