What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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