Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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