: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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