My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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