I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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