And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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