Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
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