Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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