Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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