After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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