Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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