Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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