i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
In the future we'll all be gay
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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