I don't think brook has ever known best
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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