Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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