Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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