how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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