love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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