we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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