Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
My vagina is officially offended.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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