I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
How does one acquire holy water?
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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