Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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