Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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