bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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