Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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